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Offline Tajulek

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2012, 10:31:44 PM »
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Quote from: Razer on February 14, 2011, 09:15:20
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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2014, 07:16:06 PM »
http://9gag.com/gag/aWZbzN2

Just found this piece of awesomness :D
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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2014, 12:51:59 AM »
Wait wait... I got a good one.

Ryozu.

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2014, 06:57:02 AM »
Plagiarist.

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2014, 10:54:40 AM »
Would be so easy to make a yo mama joke right now.... must resist...
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Offline Aeronwen

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2014, 08:31:15 AM »
A group of women were sitting in a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when one of them noticed a tall, attractive, mature man entered with an intelligent face and a humorous glint in his eyes. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter what, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew her money from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2014, 09:10:07 PM »
Debate about a joke that was made here has been removed, as it was off-topic, served no purpose and created a negative atmosphere. If someone finds fault with a joke, hit the report button below it, but do not debate it here.
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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2014, 09:36:14 PM »
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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SUPPLIES!

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2014, 10:56:06 PM »
I was at a cash machine and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Re: Joke topic
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2014, 07:25:18 PM »
How do we call a black man who flies a plane

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